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Your real name: Michael

Age: Infinite life

Height: 6'

Natural hair colour: Dirty blonde

Eye colour: Green

Skin color: Caucasian

Glasses/contacts?: Glasses

Piercings: Got one in my ear, removed it

Tattoos: I get those fake Sharpie tattoos that last for a month, but no

Braces: Nope

Mannerisms: I say "y'all" a lot (this is what florida does to you)

Other distinctive markings: Scar on my eyebrow

FAVOURITE
Colour: PINK

Band: Avenged Sevenfold

Video game: Majora's Mask

Movie: Bruce Almighty

Book: Don't know

Food: Despite my name, I love cake (i love pie though too)

Game on a cell phone: Crossy Road

CD: Don't know

Flower: Sunflower (florida man)

Scent: MANLY SMELL

Animal: Bears

Comic book: No

Manga: No

Cereal: Captain Crunch, man...

Website: dA/YouTube

Cartoon: I think everyone knows at this point

Anime: I've been trying to get into AoT, but so far, nothing

DO YOU
Play an instrument?: Piano

Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?: If Netflix counts, yes

Like to sing?: YES

Have a job?: No

Have a cell phone?: Yes

Like to play sports?: Fuck. No.

Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Used to

Have a crush on someone?: n-no... ^yes

Live somewhere NOT in the united states?: Used to

Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: No

Exercise daily?: Once a day

Like school?: nopeity nope no

CAN YOU
Sing the alphabet backwards?: Z, Y, X, W- ah fuck it

Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?: It hurts, but yes

Speak any other language? русский

Go a day without food?: Once (out of depression)

Remember your dreams: For like 10 minutes

Read music, not just tabs?: uh

Roll your tongue?: I can fold my tongue

Eat a whole pizza?: Already did it

HAVE YOU EVER
Won something in the lottery?: 5 fucking dollars, woo

Snuck out of the house?: Back when I had a gf

Lied to get out of trouble?: Yep

Had a computer crash?: Once every goddamn week

Gotten lost in your city?: I get lost in Wal-Mart, much less a city

Seen a shooting star?: Yes

Been to any other countries?: Yes

Had a serious surgery?: Yes

Stolen something important to someone else?: Does food count?

Solved a rubiks cube?: ONE TIME I GOT SO LUCKY

Gone out in public in your pajamas?: ...yes

Cried over a girl?: Yes-sirree, Bob.

Cried over a boy?: What?No!That'ssilly^yes

Kissed a random stranger?: Gerrrrrms ew

Hugged a random stranger?: Sometimes :>

Been in a fist fight?: One time... Didn't get hurt though

Been arrested?: No

Done drugs?: Drugs are bad, mmkay

Had alcohol?: I have some champagne on holidays

Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?: Heeheehee yes

Sneaked into the opposite sex's bathroom?: Isn't that illegal or something?

Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?: oh god, yes

Swore at your parents?: Yes

Kicked a guy where it hurts?: Hey, sometimes friends can be dicks

Been to a casino?: Yes

Ran over an animal and killed it?: No

Broken a bone?: No

Gotten stitches?: Yes

Had a water balloon fight in winter?: YES AND OH CHRIST I WAS FREEZING

Made homemade muffins?: Yes... mmm... I'm gonna go make some more

Bitten someone?: My friend

Been to disneyland/disneyworld?: Yup

WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU
Brushed your teeth: This morning

Cried: I have no idea

Saw a movie in a theatre: I'd say maybe a month

Read a book: Today

Had a snow day: FUCKING NEVER

Had a party: Last New Year's

Went to a doctor: At least a year

Tripped in front of someone: A week ago

Went to the grocery store: Don't know

Got sick: About 3 weeks ago

Got cursed: Everyday

Called someone: If Skype counts, every day

DO YOU PREFER
Fruit/vegetables: Fruit, because I eat a ton of apples

Black/white: Black (hope they don't mean race)

Lights on/lights off: Off... i love the dark... mua ha ha ha

TV/movie: Movie

Body spray/lotion: Body spray

Cash/cheque: Cash dollars

Pillows/blankets: Everyone needs more blankets

Headache/stomach ache: Stomach ache

Paint/charcoal: the fuck

Chinese food/Mexican food: Chinese

Summer/winter: Winter

Snow/rain: Snow (if i ever got any, sigh)

Fog/misty: Fog

Rock/rap: Kinda both, but mostly rap

Meat/vegetarian: I'll give you one guess

Chocolate/vanilla: Chocolate

Sprinkles/icing: Icing

Cake/pie: DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE

Strawberries/blueberries: Blueberries

Ocean/swimming pool: Pool (the ocean's scary)

Cookies/muffins: Cookies

Wallet/pocket: Pocket

Window/door: what

Charles Chaplin/Chespirito: Chaplin

Pink/purple: Pink

Cat/dog: Dogs have your back

Long sleeve/short sleeve: Short

Pants/shorts: Shorts

Winter break/spring break: Winter

Spring/autumn: Autumn

Clouds/clear sky: Clouds

Moon/mars: Moon

Questions/Answers: Questions

War/Peace: Peace

Do you believe in love?: Yes

What's the most important kind of love for you?: True love (oh god that sounded cheesy)

Have you ever been in love?: Yes

Been close to love?: what

If you have, with who?:

Ever confessed your feelings to the one you loved?: She did it first

Really badly so that it actually hurts and you cry at night?: No

Are you in a relationship?: Not anymore

If so, for how long?: 

Do you believe there is someone for everyone?: Nope

What is your idea of the best date?: A nice, like REALLY nice, restaurant

What was your first kiss like?: It was scary

How old were you when you got your first kiss?: I seriously don't remember

Do you think love is worth nothing?: No

Best experience you've ever had with the opposite sex: Kiss

Have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before?: Yes

Have you ever been dumped?: Yes

Have you ever dumped someone?: No

I...
Am: hungry

Want: more Doritos

Need: to take a piss

Love: my friends and pets

Hate: dickbags

Feel: ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE

Did: sneeze

Miss: my dad

Am annoyed by: my back itching

Would rather: be gaming right now

Am tired of: writing this huge thing

Will always: LOOOOVE YOOOOOU

MISCELLANEOUS
What is your favourite genre of music?: Rap/Metal

What time is it now?: 5 PM

How much money do you have right now?: 3 dollars? i don't know

Are you hungry right now?: Yup

What are you doing right now?: Listening to the MK theme while writing this

Do you like parades?: No way

Do you like the moon?: I love it

What are you going to do when you're done with this?: Play GTA V

If you could have any magical power what would it be?: to be an actual human being

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE (note: this part will be very narcissistic)
Funny?: yes

Cool?: no

Pretty?: k-kinda

Sarcastic? of COURSE not...

Lazy?: yes i am very la

Hyper?: after cake

Friendly?: i try

Evil?: mwah ha ha

Unforgettable?: yes

Smart?: Indubitably

Strong?: yes

Talented?: it depends

Dorky?: yes

WHAT COMES TO MIND WITH THE WORD
High: weed

Lonely: rain

Pain: needles

Flower: plants vs. zombies

Window: my computer

Psycho: SHOWER

Brain freeze: Ice cream

Strange: japan (sorry people from japan)

Sassy: ariana grande

Suffering: pain

Art: deviant

WOULD YOU EVER
Sky dive?: YES

Run away?: No

Curse at a teacher?: ... possibly

Not take a shower for a week?: Oh god, no

Ask someone out?: I already have

Unscrew your cellphone to see what's inside?: I already have

Lie to someone to make them think better of you?: I already have

Visit a foreign country for more than a month?: Yes

Go scuba diving?: No (too dangerous)

Write a book?: Possibly

Assemble a computer?: Yes, actually. I'm hoping in the near future.

Become a rock star?: No... kinda... I don't know

Have a long-distance relationship?: No

Marry someone you don't know?: Nope

LAST QUESTIONS ( FINALLY ) -
What kind of computer do you have?: An okay laptop

What grade/level of studies are you in?: shh... it's a secret

Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?: If someone's being a dick, yes.

How many posters do you have in your room?: 6

Who else should take this quiz?: , , and . ENJOY GUYS